Some funny quotes to enlighten your day

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones and that's why it's called a "cell" phone.

Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. 

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