Some funny quotes to enlighten your day
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones and that's why it's called a "cell" phone. Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.